When things get tough at school, we pull out "The Book". Known only to The Lunch Club (TLC), it is where we record the hilarious, ironic, and bizzare experiences that make up our days. As we turn the pages and recount each story it is inevitable that some, if not all, will laugh until they cry. And happy tears always make for a better day.
In the name of security (as in job security) I can only leave you with two entries.
1. Jackie was asked to use the word "speck" (as in a speck of dirt) in a sentence. He replied, "I spec that I need to be home by dark."
2. While teaching Kirstin's class about alliteration, Marcie gives the example, "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers."
(Thank you, I am taking a bow as I speak...)
and now I feel better.
5 comments:
Oh, my! Thanks for the laugh. Don't forget the student who wrote the report on the state of Vagina.
Bhhhaa! Oh I needed a laugh! That was a good one!!
You might be a redneck, if you speck your gettin anywhere anytime soon.. LOL
This message is from Chase. He would like more pictures of Lauren. He would also like to know if she is going to update her blog. Love you Lor Lor, Chase
oh funny funny. I will send you some of mine. I always tell the students I am keeping a journal and some day I will publish it will ALL names and I think I will make a million.... A teacher can dream, smirk at astonished faces, can't she?
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