I really try to limit blogging about my children to some general highlights. I figure that they deserve some privacy and in a small town, anything I put on my blog is fair game. Moms can be embarrassing enough in our natural state, but throw in a computer and an audience and we are a child's worst nightmare.
That being said, I just couldn't control myself on this one:
Both of my girls are excited about the impending birth of Cade and Jorden's baby. But one of my girls (who shall remain nameless at her mortified request) is about to physically burst. She can't wait to be an aunt and is busily trying to gain knowledge about how to best perform her auntly duties. (She's afraid she will never be able to match her Aunt Kellie's special Saturday morning crepes.) As a result, she eagerly soaks up any information about Jorden. When I got home from work on Friday, I told Ryan that I had just talked to Cade who said that if Jorden hadn't started labor by the following Friday, the doctor was going to strip her membranes. One day I will learn how to close the door when I'm talking to my husband...because....
An hour later, my family met to watch the Homecoming parade together. "Grandma! Grandpa!" exclaimed my nameless child, "If Jorden doesn't have the baby by Friday, they are going to erase her memory!"
4 comments:
ha! ha! Cord says he thinks this story is actually about Ryan.
So cute!!! I think our memories really do get erased after having a baby though. Why else would we ever choose to go into labor more than once?
She may want her memory erased. It sounds better than what may actually occur.
Priceless! Out of the mouth's of babes!!
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